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Wildly Witty: The Joy of Animal Puns

Animal puns are words or phrases that are the outcome of alliteration, suffixation or reduction of the word(s) to animal names, behavior or character. These puns are tied up with animal words and animal related concepts, which make the kids and adults happy. Moreover, these puns are used to invoke laughter in different situations, such as during a discussion, classroom setting and even when chatting.

Definition of Animal Puns

Animal puns are a type of word play jokes, where a word or its sounds are related to an animal name, noises they make or animal activities to be funny and hilarious. 

This type of jokes can be based on physical features or typical anatomies of these animals or their everyday behaviors or common idioms used for them, which explain why animals generate a huge amount of humor and creative jokes. 

They are used in greeting cards, kids’ books, and social media that attract widespread audience by triggering to the ever-present love and common animal characteristics people have.

Of course, everyone has their favorite animal. You can choose to make custom keychains based on your favorite animal image and then incorporate your small design, such as color and craftsmanship, and you can also incorporate interesting puns about it into it to customize it into a unique keychain. 

When you hang it on your backpack, it will become a part of your fashion. You can also customize a keychain with the image of your friend’s favorite animal as a gift to him as a symbol of your friendship.

100 Animal Pun (One Liners)

1. You’re otter this world!
2. Quit horsing around!
3. You’re the cat’s pajamas.
4. That’s irrelephant.
5. Let’s address the elephant in the room.
6. You’ve got to be kitten me right now.
7. This is a paws-itively awful idea.
8. I’m feline fine.
9. Don’t go bacon my heart.
10. Let minnow if you need anything.
11. You’re a koala-ty friend.
12. Whale you be mine?
13. Hawkward!
14. Owl always love you.
15. Toucan play at that game.
16. Time to seal the deal.
17. Bear with me while I figure this out.
18. Life is im-paws-ible without you.
19. Don’t make me flipper out.
20. I’m not lion, you’re great!
21. No need to harp on it.
22. I dolphin-itely agree with you.
23. I’m not kitten around.
24. It’s meow or never.
25. Stay pawsitive.
26. This is panda-monium.
27. I’m having a whale of a time.
28. Let’s take a paws.
29. I don’t give a fox.
30. You’re giraffing me crazy.
31. Fur real though!
32. Just bear with it.
33. Owl by myself.
34. You octopi my thoughts.
35. Squirrel away some funds.
36. Seal-iously?
37. You are un-fur-gettable.
38. That’s a little claws for concern.
39. Are you fur real?
40. Ewe not believe what happened!
41. I’m feeling pugnacious.
42. You’re my mane squeeze.
43. I’m turtle-y in love with you.
44. Don’t be koi with me.
45. This party is clawsome.
46. Have a pawsome day!
47. You’re the seal of approval.
48. Mice to meet you.
49. Happy as a clam.
50. Beary nice to see you!
51. Whale, that’s interesting.
52. Claw your way to the top.
53. Don’t terrier self up about it.
54. That’s a bit ruff.
55. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
56. I’m a sucker for you, octopus!
57. I’m not amoosed.
58. Having a fintastic time.
59. You quack me up!
60. You’ve got purr-sonality.
61. Croak a smile.
62. That idea’s not flying, bat it away.
63. Woofing you a happy day.
64. Something fishy is going on.
65. Owl be seeing you.
66. Lettuce turnip the beet!
67. That’s hawkward.
68. Goose bumps all over!
69. You’re a deer friend.
70. Llama just say.
71. That’s the sealiest thing I’ve heard.
72. It’s raining cats and dogs.
73. Barking up the wrong tree.
74. You’re one in a chameleon.
75. Feeling sheepish?
76. Just winging it.
77. You’re not baaaaa-d.
78. Owl you need is love.
79. You’re purr-fect.
80. Feeling a bit rabbity today.
81. Absolutely hiss-terical.
82. It’s a zebra crossing.
83. Don’t bug me!
84. Snail mail just arrived.
85. Fe-line up for dinner!
86. You’re my tweetheart.
87. Totally claw-some!
88. Iguana love you forever.
89. You’re dino-mite!
90. That tickles my whiskers.
91. Gopher it!
92. Hop to it!
93. That’s nutty as a squirrel.
94. Shrew’d thinking.
95. Moo-ve over!
96. Cheeta-ing is not allowed!
97. Doggone it, that’s good!
98. Peck-ing order.
99. That rings a bear.
100. Ape-solutely fabulous!

See also: Funny Tree Puns

Animal Pun Funny Jokes

1. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
2. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
5. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the Milky Way.
6. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
7. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
8. How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
9. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
12. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.
13. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
14. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
15. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
16. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
17. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
18. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
19. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A chili dog on a bun.
20. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.

See also: Cheese Puns

Animal Pun Quotes

1. “Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.” — Michael Caine
2. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” — Sigmund Freud
3. “An elephant never forgets.”
4. “The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
5. “You can’t trust a tiger. You never know when he might be lion.”
6. “Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.” — Anatole France
7. “Happiness is a warm puppy.” — Charles M. Schulz
8. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” — Roger Caras
9. “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” — Christopher Morley
10. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” — Josh Billings
11. “The purrpose of a cat is to be admired and loved.”
12. “If having a soul means being able to feel love, loyalty, and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.” — James Herriot
13. “Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.” — Albert Camus
14. “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” — Leonardo da Vinci
15. “To err is human, to purr is feline.”
16. “Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” — W.R. Purche
17. “A house is not a home without a pet.”
18. “The best therapists have fur and four legs.”
19. “What the lion cannot manage to do, the fox can.” — German Proverb
20. “Never trust a person who doesn’t love animals.”

Animal Pun Captions for Instagram

1. “Just me and my purr-sonal assistant.”
2. “Feeling furr-tastic!”
3. “I’m not lion when I say I had a great day!”
4. “Paws and reflect.”
5. “Stay pawsitive, friends!”
6. “Hanging with my gull-friends at the beach.”
7. “Squirrel! Just kidding, focusing on the gram.”
8. “Owl you need is love.”
9. “Dog days are over, but the memories linger.”
10. “You otter know how much I love hanging with you.”
11. “Whale hello there!”
12. “Don’t mind me, just horsing around.”
13. “Just a little horseplay!”
14. “Seal-ed with a kiss.”
15. “Be like a turtle, at ease in your own shell.”
16. “Feeling grape—must be wine o’clock!”
17. “You’re the cat’s whiskers!”
18. “When life gets ruff, hug a dog.”
19. “Barking up the right tree.”
20. “Feline good like I should.”

See also: Funny Food Puns