Thanksgiving puns add humor and creativity to one of the most beloved holidays of the year. By using the themes of gratitude, family, feasting and fall traditions, these puns entangle the beloved thanksgiving traditions of turkeys, pumpkins cranberries and stuffing. With the right use and a little imagination, they make for great light dinner table talk, funny greeting cards, or somewhat entertaining social media posts.
The beauty of thanksgiving puns is the mixture of humor with the festive mood. They not only generate smiles, but reflect the warmth and joy of the season. These puns are simple, universally pleasing and are suitable for all ages.
160 Thanksgiving Puns
Thanksgiving puns allow to celebrate gratitude in a funny way. For example: “You butter believe I’m thankful for you!”. These puns provide a creative outlet to make it exciting for the holiday, used for decorative place cards, dinner invitations and captions on family photos. Nutshell is that, thanksgiving puns are funny way to connect, laugh and show the delight of being together during the particular time of year.
Thanksgiving Turkey Puns
- Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table It couldn’t stop gobbling
- This turkey is so good it’s worth talking about no stuffing it
- Time to gobble till you wobble
- I told the turkey a joke but it just couldn’t wing it
- Turkey makes everything butter especially on Thanksgiving
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert Peach gobbler
- I tried to make a joke about a turkey but it was too foul
- Let’s toast to the turkey this bird deserves a standing ovation
- I’m in a gravy relationship with Thanksgiving dinner
- That turkey didn’t cross the road it’s crossing my plate
- This Thanksgiving I’m feeling plucky and thankful
- I can’t quit turkey it’s the main course of my heart
- It’s not Thanksgiving until someone says Pass the turkey
- Let’s wing it turkey always brings the flavor
- This turkey’s so good it deserves its own gravy boat parade
- I butter not forget to thank the chef for this turkey masterpiece
- What do you call a turkey comedian A stand-up gobbler
- Turkey leftovers That’s the gift that keeps on gobbling
- Don’t get your feathers ruffled there’s enough turkey for everyone
- Happy Thanksgiving let’s eat drink and gobble on

Cute Thanksgiving Puns
- Gobble you be my Valentine?
- Sweet potato-ly in love with you
- You’re my butter half
- Corn you feel the love?
- Pie think you’re amazing
- Grateful for mashed potato-lly awesome friends
- You’re gravy to me
- Squash goals
- Pumpkin to talk about?
- Cran-berry cute
- Biscuit be love
- Pecan’t stop loving you
- You’re a cutie pie
- Autumn-atic love
- You’re my jam
- Sweet as apple pie
- Rollin’ in the feast
- Gourd-geous day
- Yam what I yam
- Stuffed with love
- Pie love spending time with you
- Gobble-ins of joy
- Feast friends forever
- Squash goals achieved
- Autumn be your friend
- Gravy train of happiness
- Sweet potato pie oh my!
- Corn-gratulations!
- Mashed with love
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice

Funny Thanksgiving Puns
- Let’s get basted
- Talk turkey to me
- I’m here for the emotional support stuffing
- Feast mode: Activated
- Zero plucks given
- Wine not have another slice?
- Stuck in a food coma, send help
- Gobble ’til you wobble
- I yam what I yam
- Living that gravy life
- Too much stuffing? That’s im-pasta-ble
- Let the thanks begin and the diet end
- Feast your eyes on this
- Cranberry sauce boss
- Looking gourd-geous
- Time to get basted and roasted
- Basic batch of cookies
- Pie hard with a vengeance
- Stuffed like a turkey
- Gravy train wreck
- Butter late than never
- Pie anxiety is real
- The struggle is gravy
- Don’t go bacon my heart
- Ready for food hibernation
- Corn you believe it’s time to feast?
- Butter believe it
- Pie came, I saw, I conquered
- Living the sweet potato life

Thanksgiving Food Puns
- The stuffing hit the fan at dinner when grandma revealed her secret recipe
- Sweet potato casserole? More like sweet po-total disaster in the kitchen
- This green bean casserole is string-ing me along
- Mashed potatoes so good they’ll make you forget your ex-starch
- Cranberry sauce like this deserves a standing ovation at the jam session
- The dinner rolls were caught in a yeast-up operation
- That gravy boat sailed right into my heart and docked permanently
- The Brussels sprouts started a veggie revolution – they refuse to be steamed
- This butternut squash is giving me butter-flies
- The mac and cheese went for gold at the dairy Olympics
- These glazed carrots are living their best glam life
- The creamed corn started a kernel of truth movement
- That cornbread is living on the edge of greatness
- These deviled eggs are raising hell in flavor town
- The green beans formed a pod-cast about seasonal vegetables
- This stuffing has more layers than my family drama
- The sweet potatoes marshmallow-ed their way into first place
- These roasted vegetables are having an identity crisis in the oven
- The cranberry sauce started a berry interesting conversation
- The turkey gravy wrote a best-smelling autobiography

Thanksgiving Apple Pie Puns
- This apple pie is core-porate success material
- Living the apple pie life: sweet filling and flaky personality
- Apple-solutely crushing this pie game like nobody’s business
- Core values include being sweet and maintaining a flaky exterior
- Getting to the core of happiness one slice at a time
- This apple pie has more layers than my winter wardrobe
- Pie-fecting the art of apple-titude adjustment
- Seeds of greatness baked into every bite of this empire state of mind
- Apple pie so good it makes Newton question gravity again
- This pie has turned into a golden delicious opportunity

Thanksgiving Coconut Cream Pie Puns
- Living that coconut cream dream in a pie world
- This pie is running a shell game of deliciousness
- Coconut you see this pie is extraordinarily creamy
- Getting tropical with my pie priorities
- Shell-ebrating life with coconut cream philosophy
- This pie is giving beach vacation energy in November
- Coconut cream pie: the tropical snowfall we deserve
- Paradise found in a pie plate of coconut dreams
- This pie makes me feel like a tropical theorist
- Coconut cream living in a pumpkin pie world

Banana Cream Pie Puns
- This pie is causing a banana drama in the dessert section
- Going bananas over this cream pie situation
- Split-ting my attention between all these amazing pies
- Living that banana cream dream without apeel-ogies
- This pie has more appeal than a monkey’s lunch break
- Banana cream pie: the smoothest operator at thanksgiving
- Creating bunch-es of memories with this cream pie
- This pie is driving everyone banana-nas at the table
- Yellow there beautiful cream pie of my dreams
- Banana cream pie: the official dessert of going nuts
See also: Milk Puns

Thanksgiving Caption Puns
- “Thankful for elastic waistbands and family members who don’t ask about my relationship status at the dinner table”
- “Grateful for the memories we bake and the traditions we create. Currently accepting applications for official turkey carver”
- “May your heart be as full as your plate and your blessings be as abundant as the Black Friday sales”
- “Less bitter more glitter more butter more better. Living the thanksgiving dream one bite at a time”
- “Somewhere between the stuffing and the sweet potato casserole I found my happy place. Not leaving anytime soon”
- “Running on gratitude coffee and pumpkin pie. Ask me about my thanksgiving survival strategy”
- “Creating memories sweeter than pie and stronger than grandma’s secret recipe. Yes I’m still trying to get that recipe”
- “Thanksgiving status: Currently in a committed relationship with this turkey and all its delicious friends”
- “Finding peace love and endless carbs at this table. Grateful for stretchy pants and second helpings”
- Want more specific caption styles or themed puns? I can create more based on different aspects of Thanksgiving celebrations!

See also: Butter Puns
Instagram Thanksgiving Puns
- “Feast mode activated 🦃 Living my gravy boat dreams”
- “Currently in a relationship with this stuffing #NoRegrets”
- “Caught between a turkey and a sweet place 🥧✨”
- “Thankful vibes and pumpkin pie skies 🍁”
- “Running on gratitude and grandma’s mashed potatoes 🥔💫”
- “This cranberry sauce is my jam #BlessedAndStressed”
- “Gobble gang gathered for the annual feast fest 🦃👑”
- “Serving looks and leftovers #ThanksgivingMood”
- “Butternut squash goals and gravy boat flows 🧡”
- “Living my best feast life with my favorite pie-ple 🥧💕”
