140 Time Puns | Clockwise Comedy

Time puns are play on words that often used to form jokes that center around time. These puns are created by using vocabulary relating to watches, calendars and measurement of time. 

These time-related puns involve various elements, such as hours, minutes, seconds and the temporal broad perspective like eras, epochs and seasons. Time puns are an obvious choice, since time is the only constant in our life, from the second we are born till our last breath.

What are Time Puns?

Time puns tactfully mould the language of time and chronology to administer humor into routine situations. These puns should be related to “clock brands”, “time-related idioms”, or “watches, hourglasses etc.”. A great precursor to break the ice, add humor to speeches or make social media posts brighter, time puns come to mind as time is something personified by everyone, everywhere.

Time Pun Sentences

1. Let’s have a second meeting and clock this out.
2. I really minute when I say I treasure every second with you.
3. My favorite herb? Thyme!
4. Time flies when you’re having fun.
5. I’m not late; I’m just on my own time.
6. I need to watch what I’m doing.
7. Just clocking in to say hi!
8. Time’s ticking—let’s get moving.
9. My schedule is packed. I’m booked till next decade!
10. It’s about time you showed up!
11. I’ve had the time of my life.
12. We’re on borrowed time here.
13. Don’t waste your time, or time will waste you.
14. Can we fast forward to the weekend?
15. Time to face the music and dance.
16. This moment is second to none.
17. Time heals all wounds.
18. Time waits for no man, but it paused for you.
19. It’s crunch time now!
20. Just beat the clock!
21. Don’t let me down this time.
22. Let’s turn back the clock to happier times.
23. Is it time for a coffee break yet?
24. Every second counts.
25. Let’s spring forward into action.
26. Time to wind down the day.
27. Who’s got the thyme?
28. Time to call it a night.
29. Just in the nick of time.
30. Are we syncing or sinking?
31. Don’t clock out yet, we’re just getting started.
32. Timing is everything.
33. A stitch in time saves nine.
34. Time to get this show on the road.
35. Watch out! I’m making time.
36. I think we’re running out of time.
37. It’s a race against time.
38. Our time is now.
39. Time to turn over a new leaf.
40. There’s no time like the present.
41. Only time will tell.
42. Time flies when I’m with you.
43. We had a great time capsule.
44. It’s time to shake things up!
45. Time’s up!
46. This timing really ticks me off.
47. Time to start from scratch.
48. Make the most of your time.
49. We’re not in sync.
50. It’s party thyme!
51. That’s a timely idea.
52. Time to press rewind.
53. Old times, good times.
54. Time is of the essence.
55. You need to be more punctual.
56. Just in time for dinner.
57. Time to get ticking.
58. Don’t clock block me!
59. Time to face your fears.
60. It’s your time to shine.
61. Tick tock, goes the clock.
62. You’re so ahead of your time.
63. Time out for a bit of fun.
64. It’s high time we met.
65. Running on borrowed time.
66. This is a timeless classic.
67. Let’s make up for lost time.
68. Can anybody give me a second?
69. Time and tide wait for no man.
70. We’re living on borrowed time.
71. Time to hit the road.
72. I’ve been racing against the clock.
73. Take your time, but hurry up!
74. It’s crunch time!
75. Time stood still when I saw you.
76. I’ll need some time to unwind.
77. Just give me a moment.
78. Time to spice things up with some thyme.
79. We’ve had a whale of a time!
80. It’s time to get moving.

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Time Pun Funny Jokes

1. Why was the clock in the cafeteria always behind? Because it went back for seconds!
2. What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
3. How do you know a clock is really smart? It goes through a lot of ticks.
4. Why did the calendar start a fight? It had too many dates!
5. What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
6. What does a clock do when it’s still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
7. Why don’t clocks ever get lost? Because time always tells.
8. What kind of watch can you hear? A tick-tock.
9. Why was the clock in the gym running slow? It always took a second to catch up.
10. What did the annoyed clock say to the slow clock? You’re really ticking me off!
11. How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
12. What’s a clock’s favorite spice? Thyme!
13. Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office? For tocking too much.
14. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
15. Why did the clock go to school? To learn about the times!
16. What do you tell a stressed clock? Take some time off!
17. Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It felt like their time was up!
18. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it, timing is everything!
19. What do you call a clock on the moon? A lunartick.
20. What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock? Look, grandpa, no hands!

Time Pun Quotes

1. “Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.”
2. “The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.”
3. “Time is the wisest counselor of all.”
4. “Time is money, especially when you’re running late.”
5. “Time and I against any two.”
6. “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.”
7. “Time is the longest distance between two places.”
8. “Time is a great healer, but a poor beautician.”
9. “Lost time is never found again.”
10. “The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.”
11. “Time is the school in which we learn.”
12. “Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.”
13. “No time like the present, a thousand unforeseen circumstances may interrupt you at a future time.”
14. “Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!”
15. “The key is in not spending time, but in investing it.”
16. “Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.”
17. “Time slips through our hands like grains of sand, never to return again.”
18. “Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action comes, stop thinking and go in.”
19. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
20. “Time is a created thing. To say ‘I don’t have time’ is like saying, ‘I don’t want to.'”

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Time Pun Captions for Instagram

1. “Just killing time, one selfie at a time.”
2. “About thyme we got together!”
3. “Time to turn up the fun!”
4. “Long time no sea.”
5. “Watch me having the time of my life!”
6. “Having the time of my life, one tick at a time.”
7. “Time to espresso myself.”
8. “Spring forward into fun!”
9. “Time flies when you’re having this much fun.”
10. “Caught up in the moment.”
11. “Time to get starry eyed.”
12. “Time to make some memories.”
13. “Cherishing every tick and tock.”
14. “Every moment matters.”
15. “On a quest to beat the clock.”
16. “Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”
17. “Lost in time and loving it.”
18. “It’s about time for an adventure!”
19. “Time to shine!”
20. “Tick-tock, it’s o’clock somewhere!”

Time related puns are gentle reminders of our ongoing relationship with time. They motivate us to keep smiling in the face of our daily struggles with punctuality, deadlines and the never ending race against the clock. Time puns make our interactions more memorable and light-hearted.

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