Jurassic Laughs: 65 🦕 Dinosaur Puns (One Liners)

The term “dinosaur pun” refers to the acts of using phrases that have some words that sound similar to the dinosaur names, peculiarities or any actions they exhibit in an interesting way. These puns flip or even inversion of meanings which are related to dinosaurs or prehistoric themes. 

Dinosaur’s puns can go from simple word replacement to quite complicated jokes, that may refer to various dinosaurs, about their behaviors or environment. It is an effective means of inserting pre-historic humor into your daily discussions or even into letters, jokes, or writing reflections.

Dinosaur Puns Sentences

1. Why did the dinosaur bring a map to the party? Because it wanted to make sure it didn’t become a “lost saurus”!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with a high IQ? A “mega-saurus”!
3. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She said he was too much of a “Tyrannosaurus wrecks”!
4. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars? Because they’re all “rex’d”!
5. How did the T-Rex feel after eating a comedian? Hilariously “dino-satisfied”!
6. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t stop eating junk food? A “snack-a-saurus”!
7. Why was the dinosaur such a good detective? Because he never “dino-saw” a case he couldn’t solve!
8. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A “thesaurus”!
9. How do you know if a dinosaur is sleeping? It’s “dino-snoring”!
10. Why don’t dinosaurs ever get lost? Because they always follow their “dino-saurs”!
11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s having a bad day? A “sad-dino”!
12. Why did the dinosaur sit on a clock? Because it wanted to be a “time-saurus”!
13. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an excellent swimmer? A “paddle-saurus”!
14. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? Because it had a “pterodactyl-ache”!
15. What did the T-Rex say to the comedian? You’re “punny”!
16. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? Because it had “pterodactyl cavities”!
17. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite city? Los “Angelesaurus”!
18. How do dinosaurs pay for things? With “dino-sauruses”!
19. Why did the dinosaur bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the drinks were “saur-on-the-rocks”!
20. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a good artist? A “draw-rannosaurus”!
21. Why did the dinosaur go to school? Because it wanted to be “Jurassic-smart”!
22. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite meal? “Tricera-tops”!
23. Why did the dinosaur bring a blanket to the party? Because it wanted to be “dino-cozy”!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always running late? A “stego-late-us”!
25. Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the party? Because it wanted to be a “travelsaurus”!
26. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite dessert? “Choco-saurus rex”!
27. Why did the dinosaur go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some “prehistoric-paintings”!
28. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to dance? A “disco-saur”!
29. Why don’t dinosaurs play hide and seek? Because they’re too good at “dino-saur-rection”!
30. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite place to hang out? The “Jurassic park”!
31. Why did the dinosaur wear sunglasses? Because it wanted to be a “shady-saurus”!
32. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite kind of music? “Rock and roll”!
33. Why did the dinosaur go to the party alone? Because he couldn’t find a “dino-date”!
34. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite subject in school? “Geology”!
35. Why did the dinosaur go to the beach? Because it wanted to be a “saur-fish”!
36. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite game? “Jurassic parkour”!
37. Why did the dinosaur become a musician? Because it had great “roars”!
38. What do you call a dinosaur with a sore throat? A “bronchitis-rex”!
39. Why did the dinosaur bring a camera to the party? Because it wanted to be a “paparazzi-rex”!
40. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite kind of movie? “Jurassic bark”!
41. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? Because it had a “sore-ophagus”!
42. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite planet? “Jurassic Earth”!
43. Why did the dinosaur bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to be a “write-saurus”!
44. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always in a rush? A “velociraptor”!
45. Why did the dinosaur go to the pet store? Because it wanted to get a “dino-pet”!
46. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite fruit? “Dino-berries”!
47. Why did the dinosaur bring a spoon to the party? Because it wanted to be a “dino-soup”!

See also: Pasta Puns

Dinosaur Jokes

1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
2. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
3. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
4. What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping? A dino-snore!
5. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
6. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite cookie? Oreodon’ts!
7. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? To tie up loose ends!
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road alone? Because chickens weren’t around yet!
9. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite movie? Jurassic Pork!

Dinosaur Captions for Instagram

1. “Just chilling with my dino-mite friends. #DinoSquad”
2. “Roar-some day for a Jurassic adventure! #Rawr”
3. “Channeling my inner T-Rex. Watch out, world! 🦖”
4. “Dino-mite discoveries at the museum today. #FossilFind”
5. “Bringing back the Jurassic vibes. #Throwback”
6. “Dino-mania: It’s a roar-some phenomenon! 🦕”
7. “Chasing dreams bigger than a Brachiosaurus. #DreamBig”
8. “Dinosaurs may be extinct, but their puns live on! #Punny”
9. “Life finds a way… to make me laugh with dino jokes! #JurassicHumor”
10. “Feeling dino-mite in this prehistoric paradise. #DinoLife”

Crux is that, the Dinosaur puns are a classic means of laughter. They transcend the boundaries of time and space. In the end, these puns surely provide you a big smile on your face.

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